88% relative to what?

I guess, relative to a unit that flushes 1.994 gallons.

Love birds meet with a tragic end

Who/what was still working -- the cop, the gun, the prostitute?  I like the third option; she took his service revolver while she was still servicing him.

Ugliest dog in southwest Alameda County

Pug-Chihuahua mix.  Her name is Ginger.

A good problem to have

Who said, "A good game of billiards is a sign of a well-bred man, but a too-good game of billiards is a sign of a youth ill-spent"?

Roll-up kotel

Seen in Palo Alto, CA.

One magazine for him and for her