tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36225225887846090722024-03-21T12:02:06.820-07:00strnbrg59blogTed Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-41473834627146576972016-09-15T21:09:00.002-07:002016-09-15T21:09:37.262-07:00The kids here are so dumb, I feel I'm tutoring...<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-13085607583188754662016-07-27T17:35:00.000-07:002016-07-27T17:38:18.657-07:00Why are there so many Italian cookbooks, and so few Scandinavian ones?<div>
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-35346736602026081112016-07-25T15:27:00.001-07:002016-07-25T18:00:47.927-07:00Is this a good idea?Skeet shooting at the airport?<br />
https://goo.gl/maps/6qTPt3WBpt32<br />
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(I saw this while biking but what with the war on terror I thought the better of showing up again to take a picture of strategic infrastructure, hence my resort to Google Maps Streetview.)<br />
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-35723431468849750512016-07-08T19:35:00.002-07:002016-07-08T19:35:16.911-07:00Triple-entendre<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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http://www.thenortherner.com/sports/2009/02/03/sheriff-finds-success-in-cheerleading/Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-76685590120067201612015-06-29T13:20:00.002-07:002015-07-01T18:41:15.897-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This reminds me of an old Yiddish joke. Yankel is out strolling and notices that Mendel the mohel has hung a large wooden sign over his storefront. The sign is a wooden cutout of a man's hat.<br />
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Curious, Yankel enters the store and says, "Mendel, for what do you display over your storefront a hat? You are a mohel, not a hatter!"<br />
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Replies Mendel: "Nu, then what should I display?"Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-26240704820245661062015-06-27T12:38:00.000-07:002015-06-27T12:38:23.286-07:00Man bites dog, dog bites pizza<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-24475143318018751672015-05-05T14:09:00.000-07:002015-07-01T18:24:11.181-07:00Is that the cat's name, or the owner's?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-63404453801232033432015-03-18T13:49:00.001-07:002018-08-15T16:52:18.605-07:0088% relative to what?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-78316792232972548392015-03-18T13:47:00.000-07:002015-03-18T13:47:04.599-07:00Love birds meet with a tragic end<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Who/what was still working -- the cop, the gun, the prostitute? I like the third option; she took his service revolver while she was still servicing him.Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-13770953066738372472014-12-29T13:46:00.004-08:002014-12-29T13:46:52.243-08:00Ugliest dog in southwest Alameda County<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Pug-Chihuahua mix. Her name is Ginger.Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-40893545542510110952014-12-29T13:41:00.002-08:002014-12-29T13:41:24.412-08:00A good problem to haveWho said, "A good game of billiards is a sign of a well-bred man, but a too-good game of billiards is a sign of a youth ill-spent"?<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-24338389491483979282014-12-29T13:27:00.001-08:002014-12-29T13:27:26.364-08:00Roll-up kotelSeen in Palo Alto, CA.<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-60613032040304455072014-12-29T13:11:00.001-08:002014-12-29T13:11:18.901-08:00One magazine for him and for her<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-66747591711407655532014-12-29T13:07:00.001-08:002014-12-29T13:07:13.936-08:00Till death do us partOld fogies motorcycle club.<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-74252883904595284612014-12-29T12:51:00.002-08:002014-12-29T12:56:14.290-08:00Jewish geography?<a href="http://books.google.com/books/about/Kout_flach_sou_jewografi_Dayiti.html?id=xKAHAQAAIAAJ">וואהער קומט א ייד?</a><br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-58945121827196625932014-12-29T12:44:00.004-08:002014-12-29T12:45:45.688-08:00Kan't keep upHow can anyone "keep up with the Kardashians" when there's so much new material coming out all the time?<br />
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Maybe <a href="http://strnbrg59.com/cardation.html">flashcards.</a></div>
Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-22360059891807061422014-12-29T12:41:00.002-08:002014-12-29T12:41:48.752-08:00The carrot and the stickMinimum-wage economy edition. Seen on the way out of the squalid toilet at a Rite-Aid in Union City, CA.<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-25202848670099366902014-12-29T12:38:00.003-08:002014-12-29T12:38:46.775-08:00Deep thought<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Working on a blog? Probably not.Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-5356371977071405832014-12-29T12:29:00.004-08:002014-12-29T12:29:58.120-08:00Made in China, but not for exportA tourist near Sather Gate on the UC Berkeley campus. <br />
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He said, "I bought it in China".<br />
Who knows what it's supposed to mean...Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-65313719389290361332014-12-29T12:26:00.000-08:002014-12-29T12:26:32.692-08:00The opposite of traveling light<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Seen in Santa Barbara, CA.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6kjy1zYZxhdVQ4tJ6g623amZ7lJyJcA8zlGlWHMnGfgVN40pJ-9Se6r2TJXAhH71KEW8zF1xQG0uGmnXKt6k7MJV-O6rLo3vDC41XlEnBTH-0vjebZl7sgXCXboH9sV1P4mMuDE9rKec/s1600/cargo-bikes-santa-barbara.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6kjy1zYZxhdVQ4tJ6g623amZ7lJyJcA8zlGlWHMnGfgVN40pJ-9Se6r2TJXAhH71KEW8zF1xQG0uGmnXKt6k7MJV-O6rLo3vDC41XlEnBTH-0vjebZl7sgXCXboH9sV1P4mMuDE9rKec/s1600/cargo-bikes-santa-barbara.jpg" height="240" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-65271996473472682912014-12-29T12:22:00.001-08:002014-12-29T12:47:26.331-08:00Won't even make a good family heirloom$300 is the new $200 was the new $100...<br />
Seen at UC Berkeley bookstore.<br />
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Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-63959512386780291732014-12-29T12:19:00.001-08:002014-12-29T12:19:36.104-08:00Extremely specific prohibition<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ted Sternberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13128825530074128260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3622522588784609072.post-31583687263541412982014-12-29T12:17:00.001-08:002014-12-29T12:17:50.488-08:00That's no bull<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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