The kids here are so dumb, I feel I'm tutoring...

Why are there so many Italian cookbooks, and so few Scandinavian ones?

Look, I found one!  Let's look inside...

Eels!

Awwww!

"Finnish Rotten shark"

Fresh pilot whale

Is this a good idea?

Skeet shooting at the airport?
https://goo.gl/maps/6qTPt3WBpt32

(I saw this while biking but what with the war on terror I thought the better of showing up again to take a picture of strategic infrastructure, hence my resort to Google Maps Streetview.)

Triple-entendre

Here's one thing you get, if you follow the instructions and google "sheriff's universal cheerleaders":

http://www.thenortherner.com/sports/2009/02/03/sheriff-finds-success-in-cheerleading/

This reminds me of an old Yiddish joke.  Yankel is out strolling and notices that Mendel the mohel has hung a large wooden sign over his storefront.  The sign is a wooden cutout of a man's hat.

Curious, Yankel enters the store and says, "Mendel, for what do you display over your storefront a hat?  You are a mohel, not a hatter!"

Replies Mendel: "Nu, then what should I display?"

Man bites dog, dog bites pizza