Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Here's one thing you get, if you follow the instructions and google "sheriff's universal cheerleaders":

Monday, June 29, 2015

This reminds me of an old Yiddish joke.  Yankel is out strolling and notices that Mendel the mohel has hung a large wooden sign over his storefront.  The sign is a wooden cutout of a man's hat.

Curious, Yankel enters the store and says, "Mendel, for what do you display over your storefront a hat?  You are a mohel, not a hatter!"

Replies Mendel: "Nu, then what should I display?"

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Is that the cat's name, or the owner's?

And of the three phone-number tags that have been ripped out, how many are from people who found a cat, and how many from people who just want to know Who is Leo Thayer?

Monday, February 9, 2015

Who/what was still working -- the cop, the gun, the prostitute?  I like the third option; she took his service revolver while she was still servicing him.